Ten Reasons Why The Grammys Will Suck This Year

by Contrapuntist on January 26, 2010

in General Music

Music news was sort of bland today, and I am in the middle of writing some reviews.  So Viola and I decided to put a list together explaining why we think the Grammys will suck this year.  Comments welcome, and please let us know if we overlooked something.  Cheers!

  1. Kanye West won’t interfere if Taylor Swift wins a Grammy
  2. There is a band called the Ting Tings nominated for “Best New Artist,” WTF?
  3. No artists from Sweden, Poland, Holland or Germany were included as “Best Metal Artist”
  4. Lady Gaga overkill.  I’d like to poke her face with a dead blowfish
  5. Crasher Squirrel won’t be presenting an award
  6. Katatonia didn’t get nominated for “Album of the Year”
  7. Pain of Salvation won’t be performing
  8. No category for ”Best Progressive Metal Band”
  9. We won’t get to watch Adam Lambert hump everything in sight
  10. Michael Jackson is still dead, and we are going to hear about it ALL NIGHT LONG
Enhanced by Zemanta
Related Posts with Thumbnails

{ 1 trackback }

Tweets that mention Ten Reasons Why The Grammys Will Suck This Year -- Topsy.com
January 27, 2010 at 8:32 pm

{ 0 comments… add one now }

Leave a Comment

*

Previous post:

Next post: